The line-up for Stagecoach 2013 was announced this morning. The annual cowboy extravaganza returns to the Empire Polo Club in Indio, April 26-28. Heavyweight headliners include Toby Keith, Lady Antebellum and Zac Brown. The festival, now in it's seventh year goes on sale Saturday, October 20 at 10 a.m. Other top-billed acts include Jeff Bridges […]
From last night's “Colbert Report”: Stephen takes on Evolver by John Legend, That Don't Make Me A Bad Guy by Toby Keith, and of course, the once-elusive, now-ubiquitous Chinese Democracy. Sure, it's just a thinly veiled plug for his Christmas special on Sunday, but it's worth it for the iTunes cover flow-esque intro alone.
THURSDAY, AUG. 11 The return of Brandon the Image Bulletin guy, reinforced into a full band: like Gary Numan back to Tubeway Army, from the caves to the moon to the caves. The old-school solo project Image Bulletin—Brandon trapped by three synthesizers and a raft of effects pedals, at certain instances more Moog than man—was […]
If I were married to Natalie Maines, I'd hunt down Toby Keith and beat him cross-eyed with a Louisville Slugger. A mound of quivering red paste would lie where Keith once stood in all his reactionary galloot glory. Next, I'd invite big, stinky Michael Moore to sit his fat, naked, white-man ass upon the remains […]
Fuck you, Toby Keith and your goddamn jingoistic redneck flag-waving. Fuck you, SUV drivers and your “these colors don't run” bumper stickers. Fuck you, you evil, evil motherfuckers who believe a high-intensity bombing campaign means minimal casualties: no matter how warped your perception of reality, Iraqis—men, women and children—are alive. They will die. And their […]