JACKSONVILLE UPDATE: Last week, Ron DeSantis, who represents the suburbs outside Jacksonville, won Florida’s Republican primary for governor utilizing TV ads showing him helping his daughter “build a wall” made of paper bricks and reading Donald Trump’s Art of the Deal to his infant son; we assume junior will next be introduced to the beloved […]
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Space Needle Points
This week's featured game: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Seattle Seahawks Jacksonville update: Things have quieted down considerably in Florida, where there's been nary a Cuban boy kidnapped or democracy usurped in months. The biggest news lately, besides the guy who was eaten by the alligator, is that former Attorney General Janet Reno will run for governor […]
Rooting Responsibly …What?!
This week's featured NFL game: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Indianapolis Colts Jacksonville update: It says here on Britannica.com that Jacksonville has about 700,000 people, which seems like a lot of people to be jammed into one P.O. box. Jacksonville, of course, doesn't really exist. Like heaven or nirvana, Jacksonville is not a place but a state […]
