![Band Divas [Hey, You!]](https://www.ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hey-you-east-coaster-credit-bob-aul-348x180.jpg)
We all know it’s hard to be a band on tour. Certain bands don’t make it easy on themselves—such as the band of East Coast hipsters who recently opened for us at a local venue. Look, just because you can draw a decent crowd wherever you’re from (Wow, Brooklyn, you say? . . . Who gives a shit?), you’re not […]
![My Dog Is Friendly [Hey, You!]](https://www.ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hey-you-Poodle-credit-Bob-Aul-1-348x180.jpg)
My Dog Is Friendly [Hey, You!]
You were the surfer dude with the tiny dog (on a leash) who was walking down the beach in front of our normally very friendly but curious poodle. For some reason, after letting several dozen dogs walk by our tent with no problem, our little friend saw your dog and immediately sprang into action, barking […]
![Raining Fish [Hey, You!]](https://www.ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hey-you-fish-fall-credit-Bob-Aul-348x180.jpg)
Raining Fish [Hey, You!]
Near the end of a long, lovely beach day, we were beyond relaxed. Until a loud splop! hit the sand right in front of us. I was jerked out of my reverie and looked to see what had dropped, what someone had thrown. What the what? It was a fish—a 6-inch perch or something. It’s raining fish?!? My other half said he […]
![Contain Your K-9 [Hey, You!]](https://www.ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hey-you-ZapDog-credit-Bob-Aul-348x180.jpg)
Contain Your K-9 [Hey, You!]
You and your husband, who is a cop, constantly walk your foaming-at-the-mouth attack dogs without leashes in violation of a city ordinance. I understand you don’t care that your mutts continuously race up to me and try to bite my legs while I’m carrying grocery bags. You think the encounters are funny, as you insist […]
![Quackers [Hey, You!]](https://www.ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hey-you-Ducky-credit-Bob-Aul-1-348x180.jpg)
Quackers [Hey, You!]
You are the two ducks that have attached themselves to the impromptu ecosystem afforded by the excessive sprinkling across the street, where a new building is supposed to break ground. I spotted y’all drinking from the puddles one morning while walking my dog. The next day, you took over the grassy lot that the new landlord is likely […]