You are the neighbor who leaves notes on cars parked in front of “your house.” The folksy smiles and compliments on cool cars aside, your notes come across as controlling and possessive. Guess what, lil’ miss meter maid? It’s all public parking. Feel free to park across the street like the rest of us and keep the lame notes to yourself.
Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to firstname.lastname@example.org.