Shuttle Rebuttal [Hey, You!]

Illustration by Bob Aul

You are the airport-shuttle driver who has been living in the U.S. for only three years. Somehow, against my will (I was stuck in the passenger seat), I had to listen to your glowing opinion of the current occupant of the White House. He is your hero because he is “tough” on the government of Iran. That, it seems, is the only reason you can come up with. I’m sorry you had to leave your homeland decades ago and live under the awful Recep Tayyip Erdogan in Turkey (whom you also thought was awful), but your assumption that everyone loves Donald Trump is delusional. My proof? You had NO IDEA that he lost the popular vote by more than 3 million votes! Thanks for the lovely salad recommendation, though. It’s delicious. 

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2 Replies to “Shuttle Rebuttal [Hey, You!]”

  1. President Trump is going a fantastic job. Those votes you’re whining about, a lot of fraud going on there. You’d rather a proven criminal (a Clinton, especially the hag Clinton) be at the helm? Seek help.

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