Barbara Coe, Sonny Bono, And the Illuminati

It must be nigh-impossible for the nicotine-stained brain of California Coalition for Immigration Reform president Barbara Coe to keep up with all the conspiracies (Reconquista, evil Muslims, the Cult of the Two Blue Shoes) she subscribes to. Nevertheless, we always dismissed her efforts and rambles as those of a bitter, hate-filled woman–until this weekend, when …

Last Night: Autechre, Rob Hall, Massionix at Echoplex

Photos by Choncey Langford Autechre, Rob Hall, Massionix at Echoplex, April 4, 2008 Better Than: Any other electronic-music event happening in the US this night. Download: Tracks from Autechre’s new album Quaristice Autechre (English electronic-music innovators Sean Booth and Rob Brown) still play in the dark, as they always have. No visuals, no light show, …

To Do Tonight 3/27

Brohondo, 9:30 p.m. Yo yo it's Brohondo. The Pike Bar N Grill 1836 E. Fourth St. Long Beach, CA 90802 562-437-4453 The Copy Cats, 8 p.m. Hello Dolly Doll Hut 107 S. Adams St. Anaheim, CA 92802 714-533-1286 Club Eclipse, 9:30 p.m. Go ahead. Be furious. Fury 4221 Dolphin Striker Way Newport Beach, CA Club …

At the Miss Hermosa y Protegida Pageant, the Curves Can Be Fake, But the Messages Are Very Real

There (S)he Is . . . At the Miss Hermosa y Protegida pageant, the curves and eyelashes might or might not be fake, but the HIV/AIDS-prevention messages are very real It's 5 p.m., two hours until show time, and Christian Gonzalez is struggling to get his handcrafted butt just right. The goal is voluptuousness, roundness …