Jenna Jameson's Vagina Stolen!
Horny males across Orange County are weeping with news that a man made off with a vibrating plastic replica of porn star Jenna Jameson's vagina (retail price: $250) from Fullerton's Erogenous Zone on April 15. Respectable news organizations only opaquely refer to what exactly did the booty bandit pilfer, but we're not one of them! …

