A lot of ye heathen have a favorite phrase whenever the question of God, man and the meaning of it all comes up: “I'm not religious. I'm spiritual.”
Alas, if you truly are spiritual, and looking for a house of worship where the only person who is wrong is the one who believes he alone is right, the ol' OCeeker has a place for you, oh man of weak conviction: Baha'i Center in San Clemente.
Just off the 5 Freeway and next to a box of apartments, the dowdy brown building in which the Baha'i meet is home to a group of warmhearted believers in things greater than themselves, each on their own road to God, and evidently more welcoming than any sanctuary desecrated by the OCeeker's presence.
Good luck with that hombre, when you teach that Moses, Buddha, Jesus and Mohammad were lesser lights in God's great marquee than you.
Baha'i Center meets every Sunday at 10:20 a.m. at 3316 Avenida Del Presidente, San Clemente, (949)369-9278; www.bahaicenter.com
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