Pirate’s Dinner Adventure: Legend of the Loch Ness Monster

Pirates Dinner Adventure traditionally pits Princess Anita against pirate captain Sebastian the Black, but now arises the sort of existential threat that puts petty political concerns into perspective: the Loch Ness Monster, presumably summering in the Caribbean. Will they join forces to preserve themselves? Or will it be a free-for-all? One thinks optimistically of Reagan’s famous 1987 speech to the U.N.: “Perhaps we need some outside universal threat to make us recognize this common bond. I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.” Sure, it’s a night of out-of-this-world entertainment—or out-of-the-generally-visited-parts-of-this-world, anyway. But consider the larger lesson—pirate or princess, we’re still just people.

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