Killer Quince

Please bear with us. We’re still getting used to these heels as we sashay to Urge Overkill’s version of “Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon.” Hey, call us traditionalists, but that first dance is a big deal! As this paper (yes, now metaphorically crowned as a 15-year-old Latina, at least for a week) twirls into …

OC Weekly's 22 Wins Dominate Orange County Press Club Awards

OC Weekly continues its winning ways in 2010, following up regional and national journalism honors with 22 awards from the Orange County Press Club last night. Multiple winners included Nick Schou, R. Scott Moxley, Gustavo Arellano, Spencer Kornhaber, Vickie Chang and the Navel Gazing news blog. ] At a dinner ceremony at the Island Hotel …

Of Penises, Weights and Dumbbells (Both Kinds)

If you hopped into a way-back machine to the very early days of the OC Weekly, you could scan the advertisements from a fellow who went by the handle Ki Master. You'd immediately zero in on these because of the accompanying photos, which showed a middle-age man dangling a Sparklett's…

One More Thing

This is the first and last time you will ever read anything positive about the Orange County Register's nauseatingly chipper intellectual black hole of a weekly newspaper, Squeeze OC.  Okay, so that wasn't nice. But it is nice of Squeeze OCto sponsor Memphis at the Santora's upcoming fundraiser for artists devastated by Hurricane Katrina. There, …

Rohrabacher and Rejection (Fear and Impotence edition)

So why doesn't Dana Rohrabacher want to talk to his Democratic counterparts in California's congressional delegation in bipartisan meetings?  Sure, we've heard the official version— and based on that, I concluded Wednesday morning it was probably just another case of small-minded partisanship.  But on Wednesday afternoon, the Surfin' Congressman appeared on CNN's Nativist Variety Hour …

Gloria Was Covered

The Hacienda Brothers were supposed to make their second album all covers, but upon receipt of What's Wrong With Right I found only five, and the rest were Hacienda originals, which I learned only after careful research because they all sounded equivalently good. And I guess that was the problem: too many good originals? Ha …