A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

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Okay,sowiththisbigfreewaysuicide–http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/state/20050811-0502-ca-limodeath.html–orwhateveritwasnexttomyhouseyesterdaymorning(seemyinsensitiveremarkshere:“OrangeCountychoppers”),thebigquestionIhavethatIhaveyetseenansweredis:What'sthenameofthepunkbandforwhomthe25-year-olddeadwomansang?Weretheyalmostfamous?DoIownanyrecordsshesangon('causeIfiguretheymustbeworthsomethingnow)?

GOTGAS?

SpeakingofoilslicksinCostaMesa,theCaliforniaCoastalCommissionismeetinginmyfaircityrightnowtodecidewhethertocontinuegasandoilleases–http://www.kesq.com/Global/story.asp?S=3709565–offthecentralcoast.Thecommissionstaffisseekinganyetvotebecausemoreleaseswouldmeanmoredrillingwhichwouldmeanmoreecologicaldegradation.AndyouknowwhereBigOilandtheWhiteHouse(a.k.a.TheSameThing)standonthematter.WhileSurfCityCongressmanDanaRohrabacherhasalwaysstaunchlysupporteddrillingoffhisowndistrict'scoast(hemustlovepaddlinginthatshit;Iwould'vewrote“surfing,”butI'vetalkedwithsomeofthesurferswho'vebeenouttherewithhim).SoifthereisoilfromthecentralcoastdowntoHB,howcomenodrillingsouthofthat,offNewport,Laguna,DanaPoint,CapistranoandSanClemente?DidthedinosaursjuststopandMagnoliaAvenueandnotdieoffsouthofthere?(Maybetheychokedonallthepollutedrunoffthatcollectsthere;RiversideCounty'sfloodcontroldistrictjustgotpoppedwitha$100,000finefordumpingtoxicwasteintotheSantaAnaRiverchannel)

http://www.sbsun.com/Stories/0,1413,208~12588~3004886,00.html

SurelytheresidentsofthoseheavilyRepublicanvotingdistrictswouldwanttosupporttheirpresidentanddrillawaylikesailorsonshoreleave,no?

HUT-HUT-HYBRID!

Speakingofscatteredovertrafficlanes,Dubya'ssigningofthefederaltransportationbillmeanyouluckybastardsdrivinghybridautos(seemyinsensitiveremarkshere,scrolldownto:“TK”)canapplyasoftodaytodrivesoloincarpoollanes.Naturally,ourglacial,gargantuanstatebureaucracyisunpreparedforthechange,thinkingthey'dhaveseveralmonthstocomeupwithdecalstostickonhybriddriverswhowantthem(a.k.a.AllHybridDrivers).WRONG!TheyaresupposedtobedoledoutwithinweeksoftheapplicationarrivinginSacto.Soexpectalotof“Yourdecal'sinthemail”inthemeantime.

PREVIOUSPOSTS

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