This week's cover story is about a Newport Beach grocery store greeter who happens to be a witch–and who happened to take offense when his store set up a talking witch decoration for Halloween.
Curious as to what the offending fake witch actually said and what it actually looked like?
We think this is the model:
Milo Shiff, the subject of the story, confirmed this was the one when shown the video. But then again, for $149.99, you can buy a very similar witch–with what appears to be the same script– here. Not saying you should, though. As the cover story details, Shiff claims this thing repeats the “blood libel”–and you don't want to go around blood libeling people, right?