Coachella ain’t easy on the senses: The sun bakes skin, the air withers tongues, the potties muck nostrils, and Coheed & Cambria scar eardrums. To prepare your peepers for overstimulation in Indio, scour this scene for the following items:
LEVEL 1
– Face tattoo
– Unwelcome nudity
– Flask hidden in bikini
– An abandoned flip-flop
– Sign-waver
– Tofu jerky
– Farmer’s tan
– Zany animal suit
– Hippie drum circle
– Tesla coil
LEVEL 2
– Excessive public display of affection
– Cell-phone concert photography
– Porta-Potty . . . with no line!
– Female public urination
– Stage-diving Superman
BONUS LEVEL
– Celebrities: Thom Yorke, Jay-Z, Gorillaz and Paris Hilton!
