- Contra–Vampire Weekend's second remake of Paul Simon's Graceland—“is No. 1 album.” Sorry, but I'm pretty sure everything on Graceland bests anything Vampire Weekend has done.
- As if the world really needed the dead, highly talented creep jumping out that them, Grammys “to show Michael Jackson 'Earth Song' 3-D movie.”
- Amy Winehouse makes court appearance, which is no big deal, but, y'know, she's looking pretty healthy and hot again with her new boobies. Has she finally realized crack is whack?
- John Mayer is such a cad.
