RELEASE THE BATS, 9 p.m.
Ahem, “Hard drinkin' foul mouthed in yer face American Gothic dance club.”
Que Sera, 1923 E. Seventh St. Long Beach
INTO THE WOODS, 7:30 p.m.
The twisted mind of Stephen Sondheim meets the Brothers Grimm. What could possibly go wrong?
Rose Center Theater, 14140 All American Way, Westminster
DAVID SPADE, 8 p.m.
Just Shoot Him.
Brea Improv, 120 S. Brea Blvd., Brea
THE JOHN N KEN SHOW: 20 YEARS OF RAGE, 5 p.m.
A multimedia retrospective. Bah, this one's sold out, but maybe you'll get lucky on Craigslist.
OC Pavilion, 801 N Main St., Santa Ana
2008 GRAND NATIONAL ROADSTER SHOW, till 9 p.m.
Drive north, young Orange Countian, for some automotive eye candy.
Pomona Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Pomona