Tight Pants

Apparently, anything older than 20 years is considered a classic, so even though Welsh wildcat Tom Jones mostly gyrated his jiggly stuff in the '60s and '70s, and piping-hot percussionist Sheila E. paddled her bongos (and Prince's fanny) in the mid-'80s, they're both now “classic legends.” Why not join them for one sizzling, sexy, summer-night affair? After all, Jones' wailing “Delilah” and E.'s “Glamorous Life” seem like a match made in hot heartache heaven-and both of them dabbled with some version of His Purpleness' “kiss.” Watch for shooting sparks, and don't wear anything flammable.
Tue., July 15, 7 p.m., 2008

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