You were the pudgy guy in full cycling regalia making your way north on Harvard in Irvine—on the wrong side of the street. I was the guy in jeans riding “no bar” on the right side of the street. Before you start yelling at people to put their hands on their bars, you should probably learn how to tighten your helmet correctly. I wouldn't want you to get concussed because you got hit by a car while busy lecturing other people on how to ride.
