You moved in so I could save some money on rent. It hasn’t even been a month yet, and the shower head is broken—along with the microwave, screen door, toaster and the lock on your bedroom door.
Oh, and after you broke the washer? Little secret: It doesn’t take two weeks to order a new belt.
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