The Thirstiest People We Saw at Splash House

Last night, the three day pool weekender that is Splash House came to a close with a live performance by Jagwar Ma and some epic back to back sets by Aston Shuffle, Wax Motif, Motez, Uberjak'd, Bixel Boys and a surprise guest Adrian Lux well into the am at the Hard Rock Hotel. Taking over three different resorts, this was not a relaxing vacation in Palm Springs. Rather a full blown music festival that provided a stellar line-up of electronic artists and bands, awesome vibes, an incredible crowd and some good ole fashioned debauchery poolside.

With hot babes in bikinis, drinks flowing freely and 100 degree weather the thirst was real at the Saguaro, Hacienda and Hard Rock. Here's the thirstiest people we saw over the weekend. Maybe they should have drank more of that free Evian water they were giving away at the shuttles. Just saying.


We're not sure who was the most thirsty one here at the Hard Rock, but with that epic hair and luau get up we think he takes the cake. When we asked him what kind of girls or guys he likes he said “why be choosy? I like them all!”

This OC couple was looking thirsty getting close inside the Hard Rock pool. When we asked them who they came with he said, “Ourselves and only these clothes.” It was their first time at Splash House and though they've been “talking” for a while she still says she prefers a guy who can hold a conversation and is not trying to grope her all over the place. Hmmm not what we saw, but nothing wrong with getting a little sexy in the pool we guess.

This Palm Springs native was hollering as we walked by and when we stopped to chat with him he joked about the thirstiest thing he's done all week was sucking dick. Then he continued to harass our photographer and say, “I love him. You're so cute. Look at him. Come here cute little Asian boy. I love you.” Maybe he wasn't joking.

Carly was leading the twerk contest from her balcony at the Saguaro to the lobby with her posse of South Bay friends. A lover of all tastes, “Jews, Asians, Blacks, Polish, Armenian and everything in between,” she said. She demonstrated how she gets all the boys for us. Here's a sneak peek (gif to come).


Miles from Redondo (also with Carly and crew) said, “I made a girl jiz and then we drank the pool water because we were both hanging out there.” He also said he likes his girls “hot and wet with no regrets” as their 10+ group of friends chanted something that sounded like “we don't know, we don't know” while exiting the Saguaro lobby to catch a shuttle for Chromeo at the Hard Rock.

Scott, the token black guy in the group said, “I basically laid as much poon as I can at Splash House so it's been splashy. There was 50 year old doing the backstroke and I decided to lick her poon. It tasted nice.” We're glad he's sharing the love with everyone.

This Belgium out-of-towner was sporting his speedo all weekend and enjoying all the ladies. Besides popping his Splash House cherry he said he banged a girl in the pool at the Hard Rock. After flying in just for three days for the fest, we think he got his moneys worth.

San Francisco's Viceroy actually played the original Splash House before his set on Saturday as well as popping up to play private room parties at the Seguaro. OG at only 25 he said though he's the thirstiest DJ out there he didn't have time to hit on girls because he got so turned up during Cut Copy that he blacked out. As far as his type goes, “I love halfies. Half white and anything. Latinas, Asians and any hot combination.” Hopefully he had better luck on Sunday!

We found Nicolas Cage (aka Nicolas Rage!) grinding on some girls on the shuttle ride to the Hacienda Cantina & Beach Club. He was so thirsty and turned up we could barely hold a conversation with him. Not that we would want to anyways because watching him gyrate in a moving vehicle was entertainment enough.

Alex from LA was keeping hydrated with his squirt gun on the shuttle. “I wore a beanie as a conversation starter. People would be like why are you wearing a beanie in Palm Springs and I would be like oh you know I stay draped up,” he said. Since losing the beanie he resorted to squirting hot girls to get their attention. Stay thirsty my friends!

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