There's only so much civility at an event with unlimited eats and multiple bars. Darkness, high heels and dirt roads don't mix well, either. We listened with curiosity as partygoers made the most of their time in queue for gluttony.
“Daddy likes it neat.”
“Ah, TRASH CAN!!”
“I told them we had a lot to unload, and I wanted to be near a bar.”
“I knew I paid for entertainment . . .didn't know it would be in the form of angry people watching.”
“All the girls were more manly than the boys.”
“Mary is the queen of selfies.”
“You're referring to me in the third!”