The 50 Most Beautiful People of Coachella

So many Coachella-goers spend months before the festival working on their tans, their outfits, their figures, and their breezy poses.

There's a real glut of fabulousness, we have to say, both among those in attendance at the Polo Grounds and the parties surrounding the festival. Here are the 50 most beautiful people we saw at Coachella.


Don't worry parents, your darling daughter is totally behaving herself out here.

Aloe Blacc looking both hot and cool.

We hear her grandmother crocheted that top.

Chromeo's Dave 1 has a very Danny Zuko thing going on here.

We never looked this cute in braces.

How about we take your order.

We didn't think there existed a more perfect-looking human being than Beyonce, but…Solange.

We're not worthy.

Futuristic hotness.

Peace indeed.

We actually want to marry this woman.

Lucent Dossier just doesn't quit.

Festival safari.

Patterns, beads, legs, coonskin cap, capes, tans — everything yes.

They're off to have a cuddle puddle in the campground.

420 friendly Canadian babes are what's up.

Bringing us back to our childhood Little Mermaid fantasies.

Jesus would have died on the cross for her sins.

There is something distinctly unclassy about Dee Dee Penny's look, which is why we like it

Skrillex still cries every night about losing her.

His dedication to the character is attractive.

Alana Haim is among our three favorite Haim sisters.

Waldo got super loose over the weekend.

We love it when one's face matches one's outfit.

Neko Case can serenade us anytime.

Kid Cudi new exactly what he was doing with that crop top.

Do you think Pharrell keeps the hat on in bed?

Unlocking the Truth's guitarist is a future lady killer.

They didn't even meet until just before this photos was taken.

Truly a work of art.

Paul Westerberg has an ageless handsomeness of Kevin Bacon proportions.

Hat. Plaid. Midriff. Shorts. Legs. Legs legs legs legs legs.

The princess from The Neverending Story is all grown up.

Are y'all from Tennessee? Cause you're the only tens I see.

She gave us a funny look when we asked for a hug.


She just has a way with beads.

Can we be your tattoo artist?

'We simultaneously want to makeout with and babysit Zedd.

Dude get your meaty hand off that lady's perfect, dewy face.

The long lost Kardashian cousins and their gorgeous, shiny hair.

Follow her on Instagram @wowshegotitgoinon

Why are we never invited to these pool parties?

They seemed better looking in person.

Our biggest regret of Coachella is not asking for this guy's number.

After the third look you may notice her pretty beaded headband.

Ain't nothin' wrong with windblown.

We bet they're all honor roll students too.

She has a way with beads.

We are officially overwhelmed. See you next weekend!

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