Tacos By Twilight

Dear ultra-cool tween girls who frequent the restaurant I work at: Thank you for splurging on our 99-cent-taco special by purchasing one taco each and insisting each be rung up separately. God forbid you three join forces and do some basic math.

May I also suggest wearing more winter-appropriate clothing when leaving your homes, instead of closing our front door (the only source of fresh air we have), forcing us to sweat over the hot grill?

Besides, isn’t there some vampire movie you should be waiting in line for?


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