If you are the person who was walking down Del Obispo Street in San Juan Capistrano with a headset on and carrying a laptop and crossing in a crosswalk, who for some reason, as I sat in my Lincoln and waited for you to reach the edge of the crosswalk, and without making eye contact as you were crossing, suddenly turned around and spat from between your teeth a stream of spit across the hood and windshield of my car, then I'd like to thank you for allowing me to realize I've grown up. I am glad I didn't end up in OC jail for kicking your ass. Have a good day.
