John Rodriguez, Serial Penis Flasher, Gets Year in Jail, 5 Years Probation, Lifetime Sex Offender Rap

John Rodriguez, tried for stroking his penis at girls walking to school and grabbing one of them, pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges today and was sentenced to a year in jail, five years of probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender. The 6-foot-1, 350-pound, 20-year-old dental assistant copped to four misdemeanor counts of child …

Timothy Naftali, Nixon Library Chief, is Leaving

Timothy Naftali, the George H.W. Bush biographer and respected historian the National Archives chose to run the Richard Nixon Library and Museum in Yorba Linda after the disgraced 37th president's loyalists from a private foundation first built and operated the sprawling facility, is leaving. Naftali, who will be remembered for bringing what Stephen Colbert calls …

Juggalos: An Emerging Threat, According to the FBI

There's a real threat here, folks, and it's just been validated by the FBI, who call Juggalos “a loosely-organized hybrid gang” in the 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. Previous to this report, we were only afraid of Juggalos' bad taste in music, aesthetic sense and Faygo-spraying ways. Now that they're likened to murderous street gangs …

Robert Rizzo, Corrupt and Bloated Bureaucrat, Sells His Big-Ass Surf City Home

The Huntington Beach home of disgraced former Bell city administrator Robert Rizzo has sold for $939,000. That's $40,000 less than the asking price when the two-story home was first listed in June, $10,000 less than a later discounted price–and $139,000 more than the bloated bureaucrat earned in annual salary for Bell–population 35,000 and change–before he …

Dinosaur Jr. Playing at Segerstrom with Live Henry Rollins Interview Beforehand!

Never has a four-sentence announcement instilled so much joy in our hearts. Today we got word that Dinosaur Jr. are performing The Segerstrom Center for the Arts in Costa Mesa on Dec. 12, performing their classic albumĀ BugĀ front to back. Not only that, Henry Rollins will be interviewing the band live from the stage before the …

Andrew Urdiales, Camp Pendleton Serial Killer, and Pasqual Raul Loera, Accused Double-Murderer of Westminster Couple, Both Face the Death Penalty

The Orange County District Attorney's office announced today it will seek the death penalty for two men: Navy deserter Pasqual Raul Loera, who allegedly slayed a Westminster couple under the pretense of buying their car on Valentine's Day 2010, and Camp Pendleton serial killer Andrew Urdiales, who is accused of murdering five women between 1986 …

[VIDEO] 'Portlandia': See What's Coming in January

Yay! Our favorite metafictive show, Portlandia, is back in January. And because we've already shown you a list of the five best cameos in the comedy series created by and starring Fred Armisen (SNL) and Carrie Brownstein (vocalist/guitarist, WILD FLAG, Sleater-Kinney), we'll just go ahead and show you the clip after the jump. ]

Obama's War On Weed

The new federal crackdown on medical marijuana announced on Oct. 7 by the four California U.S. Attorneys sent chills throughout the industry. It was a stunning reversal by the Obama administration. Only two years ago, Deputy U.S. Attorney General David Ogden wrote his infamous “Ogden Memo,” announcing the feds wouldn't bother businesses in compliance with …

Ex-Superintendent James Fleming Sues Capistrano Unified School District For Damages

Nearly a year after a state appeals court dropped charges against him, James Fleming is suing Capistrano Unified School District for in attorney fees and lost wages–which one of Fleming's attorneys once estimated at more than $1.6 million. The former superintendent filed a complaint in Orange County Superior Court on Sept. 21, claiming that the …