When Pigs Flew, Hell Froze Over, Etc.
The most common question I received all weekend, after I appeared on KFI-AM 640 to ply my ¡Ask a Mexican! spiel: How the hell did I smuggle myself onto the KFI airwaves? Tequila? Are they sponsoring my citizenship? Tamales? Chalk it up to luck, idiocy, and graciousness. A couple of months ago, I received an …

