Because You're Ugly: McSweeney's Sale!
For those literary enthusiasts on your Christmas/Hanukkah/whatever lists—and for those people with, you know, just good taste—out there, McSweeney's online store has just announced a fantastic sale with prices slashed as high as 77% off. I just received this item on my Facebook (seriously!) feed: You feel poor. We feel poor. Let’s feel poor together. …

