Prince: Sexy vegan MF, fixin' to steal Jack Johnson's thunder. Srsly.
This just in: Prince will leave his lavish Minneapolis lair to headline the second night of the Coachella Valley Music N Arts Festival (as nobody calls it).
The veteran funk-soul-R&B guitarist/vocalist agreed to participate in the massively popular fest only after torturous negotiations with Mother Nature to keep the temperature below 80ยบ. This is understandable, as Prince's scorching guitar solos would likely set fire to the Empire Polo Field under normal Indio, California circumstances.
Here's hoping the Purple One can coax Kraftwerk to come up and spontaneously jam with him on “Numbers.”
