Sure, he can rock, bite the heads off of both rodent and foul, and he can chuck a log through his neighbor’s window to shut them up—but did you know he could write? Well, at least dictate, which might seem equally difficult for the famous mumbler. Still, former Black Sabbath frontman and legendary Prince of Darkness has a book titled, as if we could ever forget, I Am Ozzy, and he’ll sign it for you if you buy one. He won’t sign your guitar, LP or chest, however, and no snapping a pic unless you want some Sharon-Wrath—and you certainly know you don’t want that.
Wed., Feb. 3, 7 p.m., 2010
