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Photo by James BunoanLikee (right):

This is the guy bad high school girls string along as a “friend” because he pays for stuff and always picks them up from jail. Then he figures out they're never gonna date him, calls 'em a fucking slut, and burns rubber in his shitty IROC. But the next day, he'll be in front of the house all jacked on Jack and really sorry. Can you ever forgive him? Yes. You can.

No Likee (below):

Yeah, I know. You're too busy hot-gluing Skittles to your shoulder tote to help your daughter in her time of need.

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