Oh, comic book publishers, how you love to splash President Obama and Resident Crazy Palin on your covers. It's a compulsion with you people, isn't it? It's like watching an alcoholic try to convince you that he can stop at anytime while scouring the house for a bottle of vanilla extract to shove down his gullet (yes, I'm still haunted by Tom Hanks's turn as drunk Uncle Ned on Family Ties).
So what can you do to add some pizazz to the first issue of this momentous Obama-Palin team-up? Write your own word balloon for Archie Andrews as he watches the president and former governor of Alaska suck down a milkshake. Leave your suggestions in the comments section, and we'll run some of our favorites next week.