Now You're Famous

I was pulled over for a DUI on Sunday. I wasn't given my Miranda rights.  I am not sure how they confirmed I was under the influence; the officers didn't ask me to breathe into anything. They gave me a physical sobriety test, and I passed. I was taken to the police department. I was never asked, “Do you want this or that?” Or, “Can we do this or that?” I'll be honest: I was completely blasted out of my mind. All I can think about is “Okay, so Lindsey Lohan gets all this exposure. Am I going to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars and not get any exposure?” I've retained counsel.

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