Hey, you voracious OC Weekly readers in Old Towne Orange! It was only Saturday morning, and I went to four different newspaper boxes in the area, and they were all EMPTY! I cannot imagine the fine people over at OC Weekly World Headquarters forgot to stock up my fine little town. [First editor's note in Hey, You! history: Our circulation folks say we didn't forget.] I am impressed our town has so many readers so anxious to learn about all the cool stuff going on in OC. I guess I'm going to have to get up a bit earlier next week to get my own copy of this infernal rag.
