I was the idiot who lost his wallet at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport and didn't realize it until I landed at John Wayne Airport; your husband was the man who found my wallet. You were the saint who emailed me and apologized that your husband accidentally held on to my wallet for a week. The two of you renewed my faith in humanity with your kind gesture in returning the wallet and refusing any reward. And thank you for not taking any of my lucky $2 bills!
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