[Hey, You!] Chop Phooey

Hey, tattoo guy! All I wanted was a tattoo of a pair of drumsticks. We Googled the exact make and model in two minutes, but you took 90 minutes to “draw” it out. I should have ran then. How could you screw up something so fucking simple? You added “shadows” that were not on your drawing. Surprise! The tattoo looks like a pair of chopsticks crossed over a hot dog bun. My homage to drumming now looks like an Asian sausage shop logo. Nice work.

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