You may or may not like Carl's Jr's. commercials. They're purposely polarizing and provocative. The ads use either tits or creepers to capture your eyeballs and your wallet.
Now they're using both at the same time–creepy old man moobies to sell Hardee's Fried Bologna Biscuit breakfast sandwiches.
Hardee's and Carl's Jr. are owned by Orange County-born CKE Restaurants, and share an aggressive marketing approach.
If the idea of a fried bologna sandwich for breakfast sounds good to you, the closest Hardee's location is an 18 hour drive away in Casper, Wyoming. Will a campaign with creepy old men “full of bologna” get you to jump in the car and make that road trip?