You stumbled up to my friend and I while we were having a quiet drink at the Velvet Lounge and asked if you could sit with us. You were wasted, your phone was almost dead, and you were waiting to get picked up. We sat you down, took away your vodka drink, and got you some water while you stayed just this side of consciousness for an hour or so. You were kind of annoying but harmless. Kudos for having a safe escape plan arranged in advance, though, and kudos to your awesome friends (one of whom was named Santiago) for coming to get both you and your car. Maybe, next time, don't do the drag brunch and the Orange International Street Fair in one day.
