Every little girl wants to be a princess, right? Right!
Yeah, Snow White and Belle are cool and all, but let's be honest: How are little girls really supposed to relate to those overly adult characters? After all, Snow White gets her period every month, and don't even get Belle started on how much she paid in taxes last year. (Note: Belle is most definitely a part of the 1%.)
Cinderella: You know you're not an “official” part of the Disney Princess lineup, right?