You are the self-centered, cowardly British douche I met through an online dating site. Our conversations had been decent, and I thought we had established a friendly rapport. However, as soon I told you that I liked talking to you, but I wasn't in a place to be more than friends because I was currently dealing with a health crisis, your immature response was to promptly remove me from your Facebook friends list Then you sent me more than one message arguing with me and shifting the blame to me when I called you out on your petty behavior. I'm glad you showed your true colors this early on, making it so obvious that every woman who won't sleep with you right away is basically disposable. You're a giant wanker.
