Forget the rather clumsy name: This is, tops down, the best strip club, dance club, gentleman's club, titty joint, whatever in Orange County. Why should you believe that statement? Because “Marley,” a veteran dancer and enormous strip-club aficionado, says so. “It's clean, it's big, they always have lots of girls working, and they take care of their dancers,” says Marley, who has worked at the club as well as frequented it on off-days. It's also hard to beat the location: just a few blocks from Angel Stadium and a short drive from Disneyland. Flat-screen TVs ring the perimeter of the dance floor, so if you get tired of boobies and writhing, serpentine-like bodies, you can keep track of whatever sports event is going on. It has a decent menu for a strip club—everything from New York steaks to burgers—and the drink prices are damn affordable: domestic drafts $4, import drafts $5 and well cocktails starting at 6 p.m. (There is a $10 cover charge at night, and you will be constantly hounded by the dancers for lap and table dances, but c'mon, it's a strip club, dance club, gentleman's club, titty joint, whatever!) And it's old enough to qualify as an institution: The staff of the Anaheim Bulletin, the last afternoon daily newspaper in Orange County until the early '90s, was regularly there as far back as 1988.
