Say one of your neighbors starts acting stranger than usual, claiming dog voices are giving him lethal commands and waving guns during bizarre fits: How can you protect yourself and your loved ones? Well, of course, liberals will politely ask the nut if he'd be willing to enroll in psychiatric sessions. But the rest of us can go to South Coast Armory to prepare ourselves for the neighbor's eventual, bullet-flying meltdown. This shop specializes in selling California-compliant AR-15 and AK-47s. Plus, these fine folks offer custom-built weapon services, employing the motto “Tactical, Practical N Affordable.”
