This was going to be “The Best Place to Schtup at Disneyland,” but the truth is that even if you found such a secluded area and managed to do the deed without Mickey thumping you on the head with a Bible, it still means someone watched you schtup on camera, and you're just one cast member away from your exploits being put online. So let's go with making out because everyone can keep their dignity that way. And with that qualifier, our options become almost unlimited. One particularly nice spot is the little dock off the Rivers of America, where the delicious McDonald's french fry stand used to be. This is where Captain Hook's ship is docked when it's not in use, and it's also an entrance to Tom Sawyer's Island (or Pirate's Cove, or whatever it's being called now). It's hidden, and the view across the river at night is lovely.
