R.Kelly, "Bump N' Grind"
Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you
Lesson: First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).
Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Lyrics: Pants, shirt,
you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom
heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman
tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them
clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in
that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!
Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is
removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are
dating someone with a fetish.
Missy Elliot, "Work It"
Rihanna, "Cockiness (Love It)"
Lyrics: Make me your priority / There's nothing above my
pleasure / She may be the queen of hearts / But Imma be the queen of
your body parts
Lesson: Nobody cares if you're taken when they want to get in your pants. If you don't make your lover your priority, he/she will find someone who will.
Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Talk Like Sex"
Lyrics: Only nineteen and over permitted
/ No matter how much young girls wanna be with it / You ain't ready for the bed
Lesson: Some men have slighter higher standards than others. (Kool G Rap isn't one of them; he just wants someone a little more experienced to shish-kabob).
Portishead, "Glory Box"
Lyrics: So don't you stop being a man / Just take a little
look from outside when you can / Show a little tenderness / No matter if
Lesson: If you want to be perceived as a sensitive lover, listening to Portishead is the quickest way to become weepy.
Daft Punk, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Lyrics: Work it harder, make it better/ Do it faster makes us stronger/ More than ever hour after, our work is never over
Lesson: Bust out those kegel exercises, boys and girls. Because at the end of the day, power and stamina are always key.