Dana Point Winter Festival
Is nuthin' sacred? First, some Harvard Divinity School dame finds written evidence that Jesus (maybe) had a wife. And now Mrs. Claus turns up. Excuse the fuck outta us, but Santa is, like, seriously married? We always figured the fat guy and Rudolph were an item . . ."You look nice and shiny, my deer." We're gonna check things out for ourselves, along with the myriad other attractions—craft faire, cookie decorating, games, face painters, snow (uh, wait, snow?!), petting zoo and pony rides, carolers, elf balloon artist, live holiday jazz, tree lighting, nighttime boat parade of lights—more stuff than Charlie Brown has on his wish list. But if Mrs. C. turns out to be some appalling OC trophy wife, we're going postal early for Christmas.
Sat., Dec. 8, noon, 2012
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