There's a video lighting up the interwebs of a fellow who may be the drunkest drunken driver ever witnessed. How blotto is he? He lies down in a lane of the northbound (and active) Costa Mesa (55) Freeway at what appears to be near the 5 Freeway interchange in Santa Ana/Tustin-ish—in broad daylight! He has to be dragged away from harm by a California Highway Patrol officer. The CHP was alerted to Mr. Drunky McDrunkenstein by a following driver who noticed a car going extremely slow and hitting the side walls of the 55. The “oh no's” by the person who recorded this on a cell phone are priceless.

OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.