All my life, I thought I ate spaghetti pretty quickly. I mean, I sort of eat like a duck — light on the chew, heavy on the swallow and stomach-ache-time quickly afterward. If I really wanted, I could probably finish a plate in three minutes.
But man, I have nothing on these dogs. I didn't grow up with pets, so I didn't even think a golden and a german shepherd would be particularly down for pasta, but, well, you just have to watch I guess.
..you know, I could probably beat the shepherd.