VIDEO: 'Do You Have Rice Milk?' And Other Shit Vegans Say

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Straight off the heels of the interwebz sensation “Shit Girls Say” (and its offshoots “Shit Black Girls Say” and “Shit Asian Girls Say”) comes two videos for the non-animal-eating set.
In “Shit Vegans Say” and “More Shit Vegans Say,” soy-candle maker Ari Solomon compiles the key phrases that make up the vegan vernacular (“Are we out of nutritional yeast?” “She eats fish now,” and my favorite, “Bill-Fucking-Clinton”). If you're vegan, you might shake your head in awe, wondering, “How does he know me?!”    
Watch the videos after the jump!

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