Top 5 David Puddy Seinfeld Lines in Honor of Actor Patrick Warburton Coming to OC

Orange County Friends of St. Jude (the children's research hospital, not
the saint) will have a celebrity guest speaker at their eighth annual
Endless Summer Hampton's Style Benefit at the Hyatt Regency in Newport
Beach Saturday night: Patrick Warburton, who played David Puddy on Seinfeld.

“Puddy,” as Elaine Benes' on-again, off-again boyfriend was
commonly known, would have fit right in with the more bro-dacious OC
elements. So, in honor of the actor who played him coming here (visit stjude.org/orangecounty for details), we
present the best five Puddy lines after the jump . . .
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“Feels like an Arby's night.”

“All signs point to yes!”

(after being asked if he's going to wear a jacket with an 8-ball on the back all the time)

“You got a question? Just ask the 8-ball!”

“I'm not the one going to hell.”

(after Elaine asks why it doesn't bother him she is not a fellow Christian)

“Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five.”

(to Jerry, who, backtracking after noting Puddy had been a “grease monkey,” said he'd heard of a monkey doing sign language)

Matt Coker

OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.

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