Need some delicately folded pink meat to counter your sausage party? Visit SanTana's Tommy Pastrami every Monday night and watch some football. Organized by the political prankster known as Ben Dayhoe, you should go and relax with Tommy's massive sandwiches of the pastrami and other meats provenance. Even if you don't like the ol' pigskin, Tommy Pastrami remains as delicious as I remember it from years ago–plus, the SanTana location offers beers on tap. Me, not being a fan of swill, will arrive soused on another kind of sauce but ready for some dessert. Even better: free WiFi!