These days when you hear that something is going to be hosted by Miley Cyrus, even if you're not a fan, you are tuning in. And tuning in is just we did last night when Ms. Miley hosted the MTV Video Music Awards. (Video, LOL.) A lot of the usual suspects were in the house including Nicki Minaj steady pumping her dumper, one of those fucking Kardashians or Jenners or whatever, The Weeknd, Justin Bieber, Pharrell being ridiculous but he's hot so it's cool, 10 people we had no clue WTF they were, and a longwinded Kanye West droning on foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And for us, as one artist after another artist hit the stage, we were reminded of just how
awesome robotic mainstream music has become. Oh, and guess who else watched cringing in semi-horror? Of course, it was none other than the ultimate shit-stirring crew over on Twitter. In-between so many marijuana references that marijuana is in fact now uncool and Miley making America talk (goal achieved), we made it through the 2015 VMA's with some comedic help from a little birdie.