We never fail to be amused when we scroll through our Twitter timeline and when it comes to those who attempt to get their flirt on, it leaves us wondering if they could really work in everyday life. Come on now, we're just kidding. There is no way they could work. For the love of all that is sacred we really, really hope they don't work! Because some of these playful lines are so severely cringe-worthy, we decided to compile a list of fifteen "Twitter Pick-Up Lines" to see if you choked back vomit the way we did. And on a side note folks, if you try any of these out in the real world and they actually do work, please report back to us so we can call you out on being a liar.